Chefs who design "shareable appetizers" with a prime number of items are the real terrorists.
@ThunderousProphet Right? And tortillas and breadsticks - 2 of you at the table? The breadbasket has 3 breadsticks. 4 of you at the table? The tortilla basket has 3 tortillas.
@ThunderousProphet the ancient sumerians had it right. 60 items on a tray, no fewer.
@ThunderousProphet @cross it’s A1 prime guest trolling is what it is.
@wordshaper oh I see what you did there....
@ThunderousProphet I blame the Rock Paper Scissors Council. Big Roshambo is pulling the strings. :p
@ThunderousProphet "oh there's three of you? Here are four dumplings."