@godpod You SOB

@godpod roofing or framing?

@godpod oh what’s up now, Pontius?

@godpod pwwt pwwt pwwt

@godpod Wow. Things must be tense up there.

@godpod No thanks. We've had quite enough martyrs for one species.

@godpod I thought that he already had one?

@godpod All the replies apparently forgot he was supposed to be a carpenter.

@godpod a ‘must have’ for every budding carpenter

@godpod sounds triggering

@godpod
You should take him out to get his nails done.

@godpod
Going to be hard to nail the other hand to the cross once the first is pinned down. You got a plan for that?

@godpod
This has the makings of a tragic country song.

@godpod Dewalt cordless framing gun works great.

@godpod Point.

@godpod revenge! Revenge!

@godpod Not a pry bar?

@godpod I’d say too soon but it’s been 2,000 years so all good

@godpod #TooSoon

@godpod “He’d prefer a Walther PPK, a German one is fine, the new one after ten-year hiatus made now in U.S.A. is probably okay…”
Yes, I know how awesome this is… I’m from the middle of the American Bible Belt… ✍️😎

too soon

@godpod
I think you nailed it, but he might be cross.

@godpod Nailed it!

@godpod as a fact, the Romans never nailed anyone to the cross. I think it is only in one gospel. But for a good story, you always need a miracle…..

@godpod seems more like a spring gift but steady on.

@godpod a rail gun is more fun

@godpod I think he might prefer a new bowling ball.

@godpod updated:
🎶 if I had a nail gun,
I’d nail in the morning
I'd nail in the evening
All over this land
I'd nail out danger
I'd nail out a warning
I'd nail out love between
My brothers and my sisters, ah-ah
All over this land 🎵

@godpod I laughed too hard at this.

@godpod Uhm...I believe he has no hands free to unwrap it 😜

@godpod that was at the top of his list

@godpod I guess that means he'll be putting himself up for the night from now on.

@godpod He will find that very handy.

@godpod worth coming here for the comments…will I be going to hell for laughing @godpod?

@godpod God himself😳

@godpod Perfect gift for a carpenter.

@godpod Dude… too soon.

@godpod go for the head, that's where his problem is:

@godpod Too soon!

@godpod
You sure you want to die on this hill?

@godpod nailed it!

@godpod
Joe will show him how to User it properly

@godpod too soon

@godpod wow.....😆😆

@godpod
To soon! Too soon!