If I ever going to pick a name for a technology that everyone eventually has to use, I will be like:

Zsafdkl Hksdjdf Kksdfsds

But it is pronounced:

Uarghgrml Roargsdick Pisisiswischunt

@honze_net No. You got that wrong. The last d stands for Djikstra, therefore the correct pronunciation is obviously

Uarghgrml Roargsdick Pisisiswischant

@Till_83 There are at least seven ways to debate that. And we need to discuss them all.
@honze_net The fact that you are wrong leaves not much room for a debate.