I am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:

-Believe that strawberries could be bigger and that farmers are simply not working hard enough to grow massive strawberries.
-Lie awake at night wondering if the trillions of insects will one day unite to overthrow the human race.
-Suspect that volcanoes are hiding something beneath all that magma.
-Find Tilda Swinton to be terrifying yet oddly attractive.
-Think that you could defeat 50 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat.

@lowqualityfacts depends upon the smurf, TBH. I could beat 50 "Brainy" smurfs no prob, but 50 "Brawny" smurfs would give me a run for my money.
@saint_monkey 50 different unique Smurfs, no clones allowed.
@lowqualityfacts hm i think i'm more scared of unspecified smurfs. There are stranger smurfs in heaven and earth, than are dreampt of in your philosophies.