I'm going to go outside, start whistling really loud next to a bird's nest while they're sleeping and see how they like it.

@ADDiane

Give them incentive to move.

@ADDiane those bird songs are mostly broadcasting sexual exploits and territorial trash-talking directed at other suiters. Make sure you get a lot of that in too. And your neighbors have to be able to hear it.
@ADDiane thank you, from all of us

@ADDiane This you?

(alt-text should read two-by-three grid, not two-by-six)

@ADDiane while you're at it, can you throw in a few barks outside the bedroom windows of the owners of persistently barking dogs