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Living my best life with my 2nd degree burn from a pizza roll
Dec 29, 2022 at 2:24amWeb
Show threadMike (no not that one)Dec 29, 2022
@Sysengineer wha... How?
Show threadsysengineer  Dec 29, 2022
@mikey I bit into one and the insides shot out on my face 😐
Show threadMike (no not that one)Dec 29, 2022
@Sysengineer was the filling pepperoni and magma?
Show threadAndrewDec 29, 2022
@Sysengineer @mikey oh so like cheese sizzler sausages that burn the back of the mouth
Show threadRedRaven85Dec 29, 2022

@Sysengineer ahh pizza rolls, much like hot pockets only ever exist in two states. Frozen or near frozen and molten hot magma.

And the tipping point between the two is likely a few seconds difference 😂

Show threadRoryDec 29, 2022
@Sysengineer ouch! Times like these a beard is handy. Messy but handy.
Show threadToo Lazy to FailDec 29, 2022
@Sysengineer That is impressive. I bet it hurt a lot, I'm sorry. Hoping for quick healing.
Show threadStefan DembowskiDec 29, 2022
@Sysengineer Ow... I hope it's not too bad...
Show threadPhil Schaefer Dec 29, 2022
@Sysengineer Oh man that looks painful. But not painful enough to stop eating pizza rolls.
Show threadKonrad ZuseDec 29, 2022
@Sysengineer pro Tipp: Dont dont do stupid shit!
Show threadsysengineer  Dec 29, 2022
@Zuse it was an accident
Show threadJimmy RayDec 29, 2022
@Sysengineer pizza roll hazards.