Can you all just pretend I said something witty here and just go ahead and favorite and boost this?

It'll save me a lot of work.

Thanks. 😉

@Mrfunkedude Careful now. Readers' "virtual" assumption about the content of your non-existent toots, and their resultant reactions, could also lead to people assuming that you said something vile and inappropriate, leading to mutes and blocks? "Meta" misinterpretation may mar your ambitions. It's a fucking minefield.