#Alien 👽 comes to #earth to #socialise. Enters a bar and says he’s paying so people can order what they like. He becomes an instant hit in the bar. The people love the alien as they become increasingly drunk. At closing time the bartender presents the little #extraterrestrial with a £8,940.50 tab. He looks at it calmly, asking ‘Have you change of a zonk?’ #joke #money