This holiday season, give your family the gift of Mastodon

@caseynewton
How do you say your family are all raging Maga without saying it.

That’s great.
In theory. ☺️

@caseynewton I have been pushing my instance at them they think there must be a catch
@caseynewton if you’re confused about federated instances, they’re confused about federated instances. Bring them inside.

@caseynewton

How should one gift wrap a Mastodon?

(Don't the tusks give away what it is?)

@caseynewton no keep the normies away freaks only on this platform
@caseynewton cannot wait to pick a server with my partner tonight
@caseynewton part of what I like about mastodon is that literally none of the people in my family know what it is or are interested in it. I enjoy(ed) things like mastodon and Twitter because I don’t have to make it a duplication of my personal connections online.
@caseynewton please don’t let my family join me on another social network. I need at least one without them.
@caseynewton which instance says “I forgot to get you anything and panicked last minute” best?
@caseynewton I did and they made 6 movies recounting the aftermath
I'm just catching up on #thequeen
McNulty?! lololol All I want to hear is Charlie be all, "Fuck.... fuck.... FUCK"
@caseynewton And use Parental Controls to prevent FAUXNews from being broadcast on relatives TVs.
@caseynewton I think Friendica is more suitable for my family. 🙃
@caseynewton lol not trying to be customer support this Christmas.
@caseynewton um, the political views they express would get them TOSed off any reasonable instance so no?
@caseynewton horrified to report my father follows me on Mastodon.