@caseynewton I have been pushing my instance at them they think there must be a catch

@caseynewton if you’re confused about federated instances, they’re confused about federated instances. Bring them inside.

@caseynewton lmao

@caseynewton Maybe don’t?

@caseynewton no keep the normies away freaks only on this platform

@caseynewton cannot wait to pick a server with my partner tonight

@caseynewton part of what I like about mastodon is that literally none of the people in my family know what it is or are interested in it. I enjoy(ed) things like mastodon and Twitter because I don’t have to make it a duplication of my personal connections online.

@caseynewton please don’t let my family join me on another social network. I need at least one without them.

@caseynewton which instance says “I forgot to get you anything and panicked last minute” best?

@caseynewton I did and they made 6 movies recounting the aftermath

I'm just catching up on #thequeen
McNulty?! lololol All I want to hear is Charlie be all, "Fuck.... fuck.... FUCK"

@caseynewton And use Parental Controls to prevent FAUXNews from being broadcast on relatives TVs.

@caseynewton I think Friendica is more suitable for my family. 🙃

@caseynewton lol not trying to be customer support this Christmas.

@caseynewton um, the political views they express would get them TOSed off any reasonable instance so no?

@caseynewton horrified to report my father follows me on Mastodon.