"Meet me in the middle," says the unjust man.

You take a step toward him. He takes a step back.

"Meet me in the middle," says the unjust man.

@JuliusGoat
The leftist observes that 2 + 2 = 4
The fascist insists that 2 + 2 = 6
The centrist, seeking compromise, proposes that 2 + 2 = 5.