[banging on door] Help! My son is being held hostage! They're demanding 738 plastic grocery bags or--

Me: *grabbing my bag of bags* so who's the hero now, Jen

*Michael Keaton voice* I’m bagman
@rebrafsim I could fulfill that ransom! šŸ’°šŸ†šŸ˜¹
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@rebrafsim hostage-taker has a cat and lives where plastic shopping bags are banned. how do you scoop?!?