Mastodawn

This is not the face of someone with regrets. He did it once and he’s gonna do it again

@checkervest wow that headline is overtly ectothermophobic

@checkervest This must be the quality journalism that's totally impossible in the fediverse because of the missing quote feature.

@checkervest This is the most devious-looking reptile I’ve ever seen!

@XanIndigo @checkervest "and i would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!"

@checkervest I think the first two words of the headline are unnecessary

@checkervest I mean the first one

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We're talking about Merrick Garland, aren't we.

@checkervest Next time, he'll get the job done. Tortoise merc code of ethics.

@checkervest Raphael has always had anger issues

@checkervest cold-blooded lmao

@checkervest that's a stone cold killer

@checkervest I appreciate his passion for pyromania

@checkervest I'm confident the tortoise has their reasons and I will not question it.

@checkervest it says it right there in the title, it was just trying to get warm on a cold night. Give a reptile a break ffs.