.@godpod But

@godpod Thank God, I never said that.

@godpod A bit cold where U r?

@godpod hi God, it's Australia, where many of us will be experiencing a Christmas Day at around or above 36°C (98°F)

@godpod can we get a few frozen flying pigs into the bargain?

@godpod 😭😭😭

@godpod For the folks who may be using text reader software, the image I just boosted is Satan in a cave full of blue stalactites telling the viewer, "If you've ever said 'I'll do that when Hell freezes over,' well, you can do it now."

@godpod But it's warmed up here to -32C. It's balmy. 😀
I should have done it last week when it was cold.

@godpod 😸

@godpod happens every year. Along with a heavy metal rock festival, fishing, and skiing.

Hillsboro, Oregon. This type of hilarity shuts the city down.
@godpod

@godpod
I'm waiting for the flying pigs