Looking for a “Body by Jake” shirt except it’s one size too small and says “Body by Cake”
Body by Cake by theunluckygoat

I'm just being honest here...

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@TheRealDCF thank you! This is proof that, if you just whine loud enough, somebody will hop in a time machine and make your dreams come true.
@alice That’s me: a doughy, time-traveling genie, just like the old fortune teller said I would be!
@alice @Liga Pro-tip: Don’t do a Google image search for “body by cake” (without quotes) if you’re at work or are easily embarrassed.
@deriamis @Liga this is seriously one of the reasons why I haven’t searched for it in the entire ten years I’ve been wanting one.