Todd BertussyDec 23, 2022
Paul Fairie
Some bad news about John Mastodon. #JohnMastodon
Dec 18, 2022 at 6:35amWeb
Show threadleannewuDec 18, 2022
@paulisci Should have gotten his vaccines.
Show threadJimmy Biscuits 🧻Dec 18, 2022

@paulisci

Ahhhh fuck hey? 😔

Show threadWideman delenda estDec 18, 2022
@paulisci I will perform CPR on his nasty thing to resurrect him
Show threadmake it snowDec 18, 2022
@paulisci john mastodon go to horner jail
Show threadMarc ShapiroDec 18, 2022
@paulisci Thoughts and prayers
Show threadMikeDec 18, 2022
@paulisci Oh no! Our beloved founder is sick from an old-timey disease!
Show threadInfrogmationDec 18, 2022
@paulisci
John Mastodon defederated diphtheria, and immediately returned to health.
Show threadMark Allard-WillDec 18, 2022

@paulisci Health Officer Horner outside JM's cordoned off residence: "Nothing to see here, folks, it's just John Mastodon single-handedly killing yet another disease."

Random citizen: "How's he doing in there?"

Horner, trying to hold back a grimace: "Well, let's just hope diphtheria didn't have any kids"

Show threadIan K Tindale Dec 18, 2022
@paulisci health officer Horner – Jack to his friends
Show threadCiaraDec 18, 2022
@paulisci His life was an example to us all, blazing like a shooting star through the heavens and gone within hours (OK a fairly slow shooting star)
Show threadZack FurnessDec 19, 2022
@paulisci damn
Show threadmicropainterDec 19, 2022
@paulisci How is this even possible? #JohnMastodon has all his vaccines up to date and masks everywhere indoors to protect his fellow Mastolorians. It must be another John Mastodon, Paul.
Show threadOtte OldschoolDec 19, 2022
@paulisci thoughts and prayers. #JohnMastodon #thoughtsandprayersforjohnmastodon
Show threadJimboFettDec 19, 2022
@paulisci It's all a fake to keep people off his scent.
Show threaditeration523 Dec 20, 2022
@paulisci No need to worry, he was vaxed and recovered quickly.