El Jefe "" Dec 22, 2022
Quick! Should I live post my ticket hearing or will I be locked up for having my phone in my hand while in line in the McDonald's drive thru?
Do eet
50%
To the gulags with u!
50%
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Show threadEl Jefe "" Dec 22, 2022
I'm just here so I don't get arrested.
Show threadEl Jefe "" Dec 22, 2022
Maybe I should start dancing in the courtroom since I'm the only one in here short of the clerk and house attorney muted on video
Show threadEl Jefe "" Dec 22, 2022
Apparently not even the judge is in court today. I have this room all to myself. I could literally go sit in the judge's chair and there would be no physical human here to stop me.
Show threadEl Jefe "" Dec 22, 2022
Too late! The Clerk has arrived!
Show threadEl Jefe "" Dec 22, 2022
The double shot espresso jitters are starting to kick in... either that or the suspense is starting to flutter my anxiety. I choose to think it's the coffee.
Show threadEl Jefe "" Dec 22, 2022
Nothing's happened yet and my throat is suddenly dry.
Show threadEl Jefe "" Dec 22, 2022
Oh good the judge has started! They're doing a bunch of legal paper cases first over zoom. I should have prepped better with a lawyer to handle it that way, but I'm an idiot.
Show threadEl Jefe "" 
Well! That was easy! I asked for a deferral and got $150 fine and 4mo monitoring, so that's a small price to pay to keep it quiet and off my spotless driving record.
Dec 22, 2022 at 6:34pmWeb
Show threadSSFC KDT (MOVED)Dec 22, 2022
@eljefedsecurit Do deferrals come with monitoring now? Boo
Show threadEl Jefe "" Dec 22, 2022
@ssfckdt meh. 'Don't get pulled over ' for 5 mo.
Show threadSSFC KDT (MOVED)Dec 22, 2022

@eljefedsecurit well like so do you have to put a tracker in your OBDII or is it literally just "don't fuck up again"?

I've had deferral in WA and it was "don't fuck up in the next 7 years"