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Quick! Should I live post my ticket hearing or will I be locked up for having my phone in my hand while in line in the McDonald's drive thru?
Do eet
To the gulags with u!
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I'm just here so I don't get arrested.
Maybe I should start dancing in the courtroom since I'm the only one in here short of the clerk and house attorney muted on video
Apparently not even the judge is in court today. I have this room all to myself. I could literally go sit in the judge's chair and there would be no physical human here to stop me.
Andrew 🌻 Brandt 🐇@eljefedsecurit if you put on a robe and gavel from the bench and say case closed...does that make you a wizard?
@threatresearch I believe that would make me in contempt of court, but this thought did cross my mind
Justin Dearing@eljefedsecurit @threatresearch self contempt is an unenumerated right protected by the 9th amendment