Quick! Should I live post my ticket hearing or will I be locked up for having my phone in my hand while in line in the McDonald's drive thru?
Do eet
50%
To the gulags with u!
50%
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I'm just here so I don't get arrested.
Maybe I should start dancing in the courtroom since I'm the only one in here short of the clerk and house attorney muted on video
Apparently not even the judge is in court today. I have this room all to myself. I could literally go sit in the judge's chair and there would be no physical human here to stop me.
@eljefedsecurit selfie from the bench or it didn't happen :)
@mariusstrom I'm literally too scared to do that.
@eljefedsecurit having morals is hard 😂