Jon HancockWhy yes, I may have just accidentally knocked a large tin of dice off the shelf, spilling them into the wood basket, the coal scuttle, behind the furniture, across the floor… However did you know?
I'll be finding these things for years.
Rats. There are six dice missing 😡
OK, we're down to two dice gone AWOL, but my break's over so I'll have to search later. One of them's black which doesn't make things easier. This is going to bug me all day…
I should probably do something to celebrate. Buy myself a new set of dice, maybe…
Hm… Now that I've found the missing dice I seem to have nothing trivial to worry excessively about.
That's not normal, not normal at all.
Kale @BigJackBrass Just wait until you somehow find two identical dice elsewhere in the house... and then have to devise some intricate test to find which are the real ones and which are the impostors...
@DarkestKale Rather than thinking "Cool! Free dice!"?
@BigJackBrass That's how they get you!
@BigJackBrass I tend to think that mimics get a bit of overexposure, but I kinda like the idea of slowly adding replicas of the same dice to a player's pool without them noticing until they say 'wait, how do I have 16 green d6s?'
Howlin’ Hobbit@BigJackBrass back in the early days of online ukulele forums the noob question “<something something something> Is this normal?” became a meme before people were posting memes.