Why yes, I may have just accidentally knocked a large tin of dice off the shelf, spilling them into the wood basket, the coal scuttle, behind the furniture, across the floor… However did you know?

I'll be finding these things for years.

Rats. There are six dice missing 😡
OK, we're down to two dice gone AWOL, but my break's over so I'll have to search later. One of them's black which doesn't make things easier. This is going to bug me all day…
Eureka!
@BigJackBrass Looking for lost dice in a home that has cats is like solving a murder. If you don't figure it out in the first 48 hours, your chances of doing so begin to decrease exponentially...
@somedude While checking underneath the rather deep hearthstone overhang with a long stick I unearthed the cat treat that bounced under there last week. Carrie instantly pounced and devoured it.