Should I abide by the results of this poll? I will abide by the results of this poll.
Abide by the results of this poll
15.5%
Do not abide by the results of this poll
84.5%
Poll ended at .
@sam Why would you even consider abiding by the results of a poll that has no binding power whatsoever, and why would we think we have any power in a poll completely designed and controlled by the person who claims they will be accountable to it?
@sam voting for the logical paradox of course :)
@sam Mastodon is the best place for free speech. This poll proves it.
@sam here for watching the DOES NOT COMPUTE self-destruct

@BruceToman @sam

Time to find out if the #nobot in Sam's profile is true or a ploy.

@sam tick tock, 2 hours to BOOM 😱
@sam I see lawful good is in the minority here.
@sam Too many options, you should re-run the poll with just the option you want to win.
@sam @annaleen I feel like this might be a way to get ChatGPT to melt down.

@sam
Is this logic puzzle called Mensches and Musks?

With apologies to Martin Gardner. 😊

@sam what a splendid trap for discworld Auditors!
@sam wish I had a bust of Kurt Gödel to raise a glass to.
@sam very upset that people are willfully creating a paradox they could just as easily avoid
@sam Now that this is closed, you better abide by the results of the poll like you said you would. And no "paradox" excuses either!
@sam well now you are in a pickle.
@sam please just drop a big lebowski meme now
@sam Dude. The dude always abides.
@sam This is confusing because there are too many options. You should redo the poll.
@sam I need a shave and want to know whether I should shave myself.