All jokes aside, remember what Christmas is really about, people.

Rich people being terrorized by spectres until they agree to pay their employees a living wage.

@scrumble_eggs It's about celebrating that the sun is coming back. Quite why we have the piss-up four days late I've not yet managed to find out.
@TimWardCam @scrumble_eggs
And then we wait ANOTHER week to actually celebrate the "new" year.