All jokes aside, remember what Christmas is really about, people.

Rich people being terrorized by spectres until they agree to pay their employees a living wage.

@scrumble_eggs Uh, no. Yule is about hanging dead horses from a holy ash tree, and eating lots of pork and herring.
@leifnixon @scrumble_eggs don't forget the feast of sol invictus, all hail the sun!