Michiel HaismaDec 21, 2022
Corey Quinn
Mary had a little Lambda
S3 its source of truth
And every time that Lambda ran
Her bill went through the roof
Dec 21, 2022 at 5:24pmWeb
Show threadMingwei Zhang 🦀Dec 21, 2022
@Quinnypig This is beautiful.
Show threadRui CarmoDec 21, 2022
@mingwei I'm not so sure we should encourage @Quinnypig to do poetry 😆
Show threadMingwei Zhang 🦀Dec 21, 2022
@rcarmo @Quinnypig If he makes a full featured movie about AWS, I'd pay the ticket to watch it. Or buying a book "The Art of Negotiating AWS Bills."
Show threadRui CarmoDec 21, 2022
@mingwei @Quinnypig stick a "Zen and ..." in the front and you have an instant bestseller.
Show threadMike ShewardDec 21, 2022

@Quinnypig

Mary's security team asked her to enable GuardDuty for S3, so she did the 30 day free trial to see what that damage would be

Show threadRob Hafner Dec 21, 2022
@Quinnypig nice to see you posting here! After leaving Twitter I was definitely noticing a lack of AWS snark in my life
Show threadKelsey HightowerDec 21, 2022
@Quinnypig 😂
Show threadNatalie Godec 🇺🇦Dec 21, 2022
@Quinnypig I totally sang this in my head 😄
Show threadlast senpaiDec 21, 2022

@Quinnypig For maximum impact, sing it a la Stevie Ray Vaughan.

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Ticket! Task it!

Show threadHammancheezDec 21, 2022
@Quinnypig I fucking hate how I understood this
Show threadAllan ChowDec 21, 2022
@Quinnypig look I'll store atomic events in individual files however I want!
Show threadJon Molnar Dec 21, 2022
@Quinnypig
Lambda, lambda, lambda
I wrote it in JS
Undefined is not an object
Wish I'd stuck to CSS
Show threadCultural Historian: Dr. RGSTDec 21, 2022
@Quinnypig
Show threadmav Dec 22, 2022
@Quinnypig oh thank God, Corey is here. Now this place feels complete.
Show threadsparseMatrix ✅✅✅ 📻Dec 22, 2022

@Quinnypig

…and that, ladies, gents, and others, is why I don’t care to use AWS 🤣😅😅😂