Oh gee golly. The breach of my most sensitive data (most of which I never authorized Equifax to collect and store in the first place) was worth $5.21.

That sure makes up for it. This $5.21 makes me whole.

@wbm312 oooo! I got $11.45! Did one of us itemize better or just roll the dice better? 😜 My favorite is still how quickly in this lawsuit they had to come back with "oh! So many people are demanding money instead of credit monitoring we think you must be lying and demand proof!" as if we weren't all sitting on a dozen companies "sorry we lost your data, here is free credit monitoring" offers from earlier.
@jamesofur @wbm312 $5.21 for me too; my partner got $13something, not sure why.