Elon Musk to fake-quit as CEO of birbsite at some point in the future when he eventually wants to

There, I fixed your headlines folks

But in a similar vein, I am stepping down as CEO of Apple, once I have first got that job and also once a successor has been found and also will continue to run the hardware and software divisions once I do.

See why this is a BS non-statement yet?

Infuriating that journos are allowing themselves to take the bait of that non-statement as a policy, when the actual story is "Elon Musk says he isn't ready to quit yet; despite poll saying he would"
@Pwnallthethings They don’t care if he’s a hypocrite, liar, fabulist. They only know that being his megaphone will insure they get clicks. And they don’t even have to do any research, nor risk negative pushback from his PR or fans. It’s ‘factory line’ “news”. It’s not news. It’s an exercise is stenography all of which gets to promote him. Like TFG, he just needs to dominate the media cycles. As long as he can crowd out real news, or relevant information, he’s ‘winning’.