@ADDiane This is true. Forget kitchen and bedroom drawers and mysterious vortexes.

@ADDiane
Oh, thank god, you found that lid!!

@ADDiane goes to the same place as blue biros and teaspoons

@ADDiane yes!!!! finally someone who understands how the world actually works!!!

@ADDiane
🤣🤣🤣

@ADDiane
Ah that explains the oddities in my cupboards. Thank you

@ADDiane 😂😂🤣 that explains it!!

@ADDiane I KNEW IT!

@ADDiane haha 😂

@ADDiane I always that where the socks go was the Third Secret of Fatima.

@ADDiane Or it can become an extra coat hanger

@ADDiane aint that the friggin' truth. 😹

@ADDiane 😂😂

@ADDiane Protect this person at all cost. The Sock and Tupperware Conglomerate will be looking for her.

@ADDiane Absolutely true!

@ADDiane socks are the larval form of coat hangers

@ADDiane o my! Yes, I 👍

@ADDiane i am blown away by the truth I am forced to reckon with here.

@ADDiane true

@ADDiane
This implies infinite Tupperware lids, so... who's getting all my lids??

@ADDiane I spend a great deal of time swearing about this.

@ADDiane 😂 😂

@ADDiane Verdad

@ADDiane 😂😂👍

@ADDiane In Norway, in 463AD, where no one has a flipping clue what to do with a tupperware lid.

@ADDiane I think I've always known this deep inside

@ADDiane
It's the same with hair grips; they turn into the sock you lost, months after you threw away its partner.

@fireborn @ADDiane My mom has said this.

@ADDiane When leaving a house they’d been staying at for a few months, my family found about five socks that belonged to none of them.

@ADDiane Good to know. But there goes my explanation for wire coat hanger propagation.

@ADDiane this really explains a lot

@ADDiane
Mystery solved!
@kristinHenry

@ADDiane IT WAS IN THE POOL

@ADDiane 😂 So that's what's been going on!

@ADDiane I blame it on the 3-legged dryer gremlins.

@ADDiane Possibly the sock went into the dryer space-time vortex. I’ll be getting mine soon 😉

@ADDiane Love this. So true.

@ADDiane
💯 correct!!

@ADDiane 🤣😂🤣😂

@ADDiane It's the wormhole vortex between the dryer and the dishwasher that I find baffling.

@ADDiane So that's where they've been coming from! I've been wondering.:)

@ADDiane @donmelton Now I need to lose the Tupperware lid and hopefully if I keep the cycle going I will get a sock back. Any sock. My Mastodon Followers for a sock!!! #AndNowYouHaveTwoProblems

@ADDiane this legit made me laugh.

@ADDiane
Dryer?
You can afford to run a dryer?

@ADDiane This explains so much.

@ADDiane No lies detected.

@ADDiane this is the first "theory of everything" I can wholeheartedly believe in.

@ADDiane how did you know?!!!!

@ADDiane whoa 🤯 the universe is beginning to make sense

@ADDiane here ya go! #portals #meme

@ADDiane That explains SO MUCH.

@ADDiane That reminds me of a story of a man who becomes obsessed with the idea that stray wire coat hangers in the back corners of closets everywhere are actually Alien Invaders who, when they acquire sufficient mass, transform into seemingly abandoned bicycles. I don't remember who wrote it, possibly 50 years ago.

@ADDiane wait up, I’ve got excess odd socks and can never find lids for the boxes!