tom42Dec 20, 2022
God 
Holy crap I need to figure out how to bring Mastodons back to life…now where did I leave those blueprints?!?
Dec 20, 2022 at 4:09pmWeb
Show threadRexRacer1974Dec 20, 2022
@godpod Check Mara Lago...lots of important documents lying around there
Show threadBob PetersonDec 20, 2022
@godpod In a glacier. Better hurry though.
Show threadPaul-Gabriel WienerDec 20, 2022
@godpod Ask an elephant. They never forget.
Show threadMark W WhiteDec 20, 2022

@godpod Sounds like a mammoth task

(Sorry. That was probably a smiting offence.)

Show threadPatty Bluebird 🦩Dec 20, 2022
@godpod They're with trump's health insurance plan.
Show threadRev Justin AlmeidaDec 20, 2022
@godpod Found them! https://www.npr.org/2021/09/14/1036884561/dna-resurrection-jurassic-park-woolly-mammoth
Scientists Say They Could Bring Back Woolly Mammoths. But Maybe They Shouldn't

A company formed by Harvard genetics professor George Church, known for his pioneering work in genome sequencing and gene splicing, hopes to genetically resurrect woolly mammoths.

NPR
Show threadVagan FlossDec 20, 2022
@godpod bring in the Kardashian sisters and government officials
Show threadWiselyQuietDec 20, 2022
@godpod Check underneath your coffee cup. That’s where a lot of important documents somehow end up and magically appear.
Show threadATellurianDec 20, 2022
@godpod Azraeal stole the recipe for Mastodons. It's John Mastodon's mission to steal them back.
Show threadAnneBeeltjeDec 20, 2022
@godpod hurry up, just 3k followers short
Show threadCJ the Awkward LeftyDec 20, 2022
@godpod Sorry, looks like they got buried.
Show threadNobody SCP-001 (∆)Dec 20, 2022
@godpod have you checked between the couch cushions?
Show threadHexorgDec 20, 2022
@godpod GitHub?
Show threadSerinthia Kelberry🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Dec 20, 2022
@godpod Just don't tell us your dog ate them.
Show threadBrian HawthorneDec 20, 2022
@godpod They are in the file labeled “Boob-tooths”
Show threadforinilDec 20, 2022
@godpod Look under "Wooly Elephant". 😉
Show threadWrenDec 20, 2022

@godpod

Seeing God say, "Holy crap," just adds a whole new level of...something.

Show threadScottyBeachDec 20, 2022
@godpod Check the quickly melting permafrost-frost. They’re appearing there on a regular basis.
Show threadluvadergolderDec 20, 2022
@godpod in the tar pits last we checked
Show threadBogdanDec 20, 2022
@godpod you shouldn't have made wine.
Show threadMarsDec 20, 2022
@godpod I think John Mastodon has them.
Show threadWSHuffDec 20, 2022
@godpod I think the recipe is pretty easy. Take an elephant, and give it hair like a 70s porn star. Done.
Show threadHassanDec 20, 2022
@godpod wow
Show threadGone PostalDec 20, 2022
@godpod https://globalnews.ca/news/9358574/mastodon-blood-found-2000-hamilton-excavation/
Mastodon blood found on 13,000-year-old stone tool uncovered in Hamilton excavation

Archaeologists have confirmed extinct mastodon, or woolly mammoth, blood residue was in fact on a stone tool found from an old Niagara Escarpment site.

Global News
Show threadAbbieDec 20, 2022
@godpod glad you're here!!
Show threadCelaritasDec 20, 2022
@godpod do it!
Show threaditeration523 Dec 20, 2022
@godpod The name literally means "teat teeth" and as a biologist, I endorse your project.
Show threadMySharonaDec 21, 2022
@godpod Probably under the pile of your sketch ideas for bee-pigs
Show threadSteyrshrekDec 23, 2022
@godpod maybe make them smaller like the size of a Hugh Highlander Cow. Then we can all have one as a pet. They’d be cute with tusks.
Show threadNanaKimDec 23, 2022
@godpod Not to worry. The Mastadon has been resurrected. 😉😄