beetlejuice's ghoulish wifeNov 4, 2022

EVERYONE ON MASTODON: Hello! I'm Dr. Whitney Appleby, a molecular biologist working on new ways to beat the Pacific Garbage Patch! In my spare time I love reading, hanggliding and playing with my cat. I'm also starting to weave-

ME: *shoving past them* yeah sure where are the dipshits? where are the real assholes around here. perverts, you got any perverts?

Show threadbeetlejuice's ghoulish wifeNov 4, 2022
in your bio please clearly state your pronouns and how many things (high schools, colleges, communes) you have dropped out of
Show threadbeetlejuice's ghoulish wifeNov 4, 2022
whose got schemes going on right now
Show threadbeetlejuice's ghoulish wifeNov 6, 2022

YOU: I'm here to learn - and laugh! - with the international #hydrology community

ME: I'm here to go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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@mark
Dec 20, 2022 at 9:36amWeb