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@hankgreen Excuse me, but this toot feels like borderline plagiarism! https://suedi.club/@Linn/109543173707759206
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Poopy butt-fart.

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@hankgreen this is the insightful commentary I followed for
@hankgreen You are the best kind of drunk.
@hankgreen
What a fucking world. I'm on mastodon for two days and I stumble on Hank Green - drunk and shit posting. Never knew you got down like this. I'm #hereforit.
@hankgreen Stank Green really posting toots today.

@hankgreen ahem
this is Mastodon

they're called toots

@hankgreen on moments like this I do really miss a “quote toot” feature. Premium content 🥹

@hankgreen I can’t say I’m sorry I signed up for this.

Since I have your attention, please watch the 2 movies I’m at the moment. A Hollywood Christmas on HBO, and I Believe in Santa on Netflix - I play the title non-pronoun role in that one. Same part in AHC. I think you would like both.

@hankgreen 4.4 drunk Hank greens because the man knows how to make farts come together.
@hankgreen not sure if this is inflation or deflation

@hankgreen It is fascinating and delightful watching a very smart person having a grand time being very dumb. People, don't ever get so smart than you can't enjoy being dumb. :D

Also, butt is legs.

@hankgreen this is the kind of hank green content I'm glad I switched to mastodon for
@hankgreen I've had this since you created the account
@hankgreen I'm so glad you're here
@hankgreen I see you are exploring the medium to its fullest.
@hankgreen I can't believe this site is free.
@hankgreen Loving that I had to click "show more" in order to see the last four farts.
@hankgreen this is why i'm here