Hank Green
I’m drunk and I wanna tweet so bad…
Dec 20, 2022 at 5:42amWeb
Show threadDavid™ 🍔🍕🍗🌮Dec 20, 2022
@hankgreen And you'd be a fool not to!
Show threadJeremy AkersDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen That's never a good combination. :D
Show threadMGFarm   Dec 20, 2022
@hankgreen drunk tooting sounds very interesting 🤣
Show threadAdam CrainDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen Don't do it! Be strong!
Show threadciarin7Dec 20, 2022
@hankgreen toot away drunk hank
Show threadNone Dec 20, 2022
@hankgreen NOOOOO MR. GREEN YOU CAN’T
(I kinda understand though)
Show threadChris GoldingDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen you got a platform right here. Toot away!
Show thread[Bestie] ariaDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen forced to toot instead
Show threadpayton🌱Dec 20, 2022
@hankgreen twitter circle! twitter circle! *chanting*
Show threadAlyssaDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen we’re here for you!
Show threadKimmi AnnDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen we are here to get you through this tough time! 😆
Show threadRaptorDec 20, 2022

@hankgreen

I had a little drink
About an hour ago...

Show threadArjenDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen well just toot, make us happy with your drunk thoughts. I'm curious to your inebriated insights.
Show threadmlapalmDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen I feel like the appropriate response on here to the question of “should I toot it?” should be “let ‘er rip”.
Show threadDavid GerhartDec 20, 2022

@hankgreen

Wonder if dry drunk tweets would be snarkier? I'm pretty sure drunk tweets happen a lot, and many of them are really funny. On the other hand, some of them just start bar fights.

Being sober I know how to set "boundaries", as it were - like in a 12-step codependency program to support separation from #birdsite.

Has anyone started an online support group? For #Twitter sobriety? 😜

Show threadOverclockedApeDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen Every tweet will spawn a poll troll
Show threadDylan (they/them) Dec 20, 2022
@hankgreen I’m drunk for my birthday & Im tweeting & tooting & whatever the fuck.
Show threadIan ApplebaumDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen If you drink enough this is actually twitter. 🤷‍♂️
Show threadMarciMasalaDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen toot instead. We'll appriciate more and Elmo Rust can't retroactively make a policy against drunk posting just so he can ban half the population
Show threadMezosphereDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen this is nearly a perfect 10 out of 10 for the level of self-mutilation.
Show threadhelmingstayDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen
i, for one, feel like you have not wasted this opportunity: i roundly support (and enjoyed) your drunk 🎶 toots 🎵. And just think of how much less drunk-editing is needed with 500 characters!
Show threadSantino PalmaDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen While I’m glad you’re on Mastodon, I’m curious as to what made you want to join. What gave you the idea?
Show threadZendadaistDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen Torn between "Nooooo don't do it! It's not worth it!" and "Yes, haha! Doooo iiiiit!"
Show threadelisa Dec 20, 2022
@hankgreen I'm mad I was asleep for all this ☹️
Show threaddftbarachel  Dec 20, 2022
@elisa @hankgreen i was awake but didn’t have notifs on 😭
Show threadJEB™Dec 20, 2022
@hankgreen Exactly what I wanted to wake up to, lol.
Show threaddazDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen me but im not drunk
Show threadBOLOÏDDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen Much safer to do that here :)
Show threadDavid Jeffers Dec 20, 2022
@hankgreen Hi Hank! It's David Jeffers! Welcome to Mastodon! I was hoping you would come 😅