Twitter Death Cultprojecting so hard you can see it on mars
"Twitter is not the real world" I assure myself as I plow through my personal finances in a flaming Tesla.
He's such a fucking whiner and loser it defies belief! Also, joke's on Josh when he gets banned.
He only cares about his children a) if he can use them as an emotional or rhetorical cudgel against his posting enemies, b) in some weird, extremely distant way because they're part of his "legacy."
Just realized that Elong is literally one of the bad guys from Lethal Weapon 2 except really dumb with digital Krugerrands.
lol now he's picking fights with his hand chosen Twitter Files reporter
If you're a billionaire and Bari Weiss isn't deferential enough to you then nobody's going to pass your fucking purity test.
Gizmodo is probably next on the chopping block:
https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-bans-journalists-twitter-reinstating-nazis-1849901795
Musk is also still being extra petty or something at twitter is broken because he only half honored his poll results
ah so that's how muskie's gonna do the "how do i promote nazis without just saying i'm going to promote nazis"
it's so hard to find a bunch of fascist shit on twitter, after all
lol free speech man is going to bumble his way into recreating the social credit system
dude is such a redditor he is using karma and updoots to moderate Twitter
also its always a good idea to share publicly how your automated moderation system will take its input data. this will never be gamed by anyone in any way whatsoever, because your platform is mostly good faith actors that need minimal moderation
Now the bar for including an article about current events is "is there significant coverage in reliable sources", and the set of news outlets considered reliable sources is basically exactly the same as the set wingnuts refer to as the "MSM". This is because the wingnut outlets have a documented history of lying, and no matter what the biases of the weird nerds on Wikipedia, those weird nerds do care about using sources that don't routinely and flagrantly lie.
Chud galaxy brain in full effect. He'll be drinking his own urine in a month's time.
Yeah, Musk spilled a bottle of benzos on the floor, we can trust you to hoover them out of the carpet, right Nazi Kermit?
I instructed my bots to all slam "no." Who's telling theirs to vote 'yes'!?
Little callback lol: The crazed antifa assassin, that meticulously extrapolated the car's exact position from where Elon's plane landed a day earlier, was actually a Grimes stalker. To everyone's complete surprise it had zero to do with ElonJet
If you think about it, Elon's video gave away the exact location (like, the Bellingcat discord immediately geolocated it lol), so people who weren't already stalking her now pretty much know the area Grimes lives in
it's not just a lie he made up for no reason, it actively harms the people he claims to be so desperate to protect
Damn it sucks to be a high profile woman, all this shit musk is doing and it turns out it's actually her being stalked by the classic "she's sending me cryptic messages" style of stalker
The video likely came to him via WhatsApp or whatever private channels and he just tweeted it out to own the people for laughing at him for banning the Elon jet account. I genuinely didn't expect it to be a real incident which means he just did stalker victim stolen valour. Lol what a fuckhead
Musk used the stalker of his ex to pull attention to himself. And it wasn't to protect her, but just to stop people tracking his jet. He doesn't give a shit about Grimes and just wants all the attention for himself. Like how he lied about his baby dying in his arms.
Guy wants everything to be about him and will use the tragedies that happen to other people to make it about him.
no way this is true because Jared is flush with Saudi money and doesn’t need the headache... unless Jared is the only way he can get Saudi funding
Wait.. so since losing has Elon gone radio silent? Because lmfao he is surely sulking and crying if so.
Babylon Bee editor on poll truther duty
"Every opinion I don't like is made up by the deep state"
This incredibly long elon meltdown megathread got split up at some point, it continues here: https://mastodon.cloud/web/statuses/109542103348007605
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Attached: 2 images Elon's buddies not taking it well