Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything.
@ADDiane every invention we have is owed to lazy people who didn't want to do that again.
@ADDiane right? we didn't even try
@ADDiane If you want to find an efficient way to do a job, hire a lazy person to do it.
@ADDiane so much wit, such little time.
@ADDiane 🀣🀣🀣
@ADDiane doing nothing is an active deed.
@ADDiane This post is about me and I should probably do something about this later.
@ADDiane I mean...bwah, well, err... darn it, you're right!
@ADDiane we don't say "lazy" in German, we say "gemΓΌtlich" = comfortable, cozy like cozy cat. You cannot hate a cozy cat 
@ADDiane if it were possible to do less than nothing I would do it
@ADDiane I'm bumbling around trying to figure this app out, and your post made me giggle. Definitely needed it.
@ADDiane I would vigorously defend my laziness, but, well, you know...
@ADDiane As long you vote I am good with being lazy :)
@ADDiane That's the best post I've read on Mastodon so far
@ADDiane That's hilariousπŸ˜‚

@ADDiane

Also laziness is a middle finger to the constant grind of capitalism

#BeLazy

@ADDiane someday I am going to steal this and attribute it to you in the citations.

@ADDiane I did!

But only because I had to.

@ADDiane if I had more energy I'd stand up for myself πŸ˜‚
@ADDiane πŸ˜‚ Please make t-shirts with this!

@ADDiane I can be lazy at times but I do like to exercise now and then. My favourite exercise routine are diddly squats 😜

<Please don’t unfollow me>

@ADDiane yeah, but what are they going to do about it?

@ADDiane
Every disappointed mother on earth (not getting that we understood our own joke):

"Yes - and that's exactly the point!"

@ADDiane πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Thanks for the chuckle!!
@ADDiane did you mean... πŸ˜‚
You didn't *do* anything
100%
You didn't do *anything*
0%
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@ADDiane witty
laziness …the puritanical myth founded in religious oppression to force labor. I love the idea of never giving that word power. I love to do nothingπŸ’š
@ADDiane this is an undeniable truth.
@ADDiane hey that's Gen X's motto. Or like, whatever.
@ADDiane Laughed way to hard.πŸ˜‚
@ADDiane I was legit thinking this yesterday