Neil GaimanDec 19, 2022

There were three men came out of the West
Three kings both great and high
And they have sworn a solemn oath
John Mastodon must die.

They took a tank and ran him down
With bullets in his head
And they have sworn a solemn oath
John Mastodon was dead

But when the Spring came kindly on
And showers began to fall
John Mastodon got up again
And did surprise them all...

Show threadTom DelargyDec 19, 2022
@neilhimself I see you haven't tweeted this on the other place. I'll RT if you do. If you don't, we'll all understand why. Whoever he appoints to be his stooge will have as much of a humor bypass as he himself does.
Show threadNeil Gaiman
@TomDelargy I tweeted the first verse three hours ago there. https://twitter.com/neilhimself/status/1604856355411570688
Neil Gaiman on Twitter

“There were three men came out of the West Their fortunes for to try And these three men made a solemn vow: John Mastodon must die.”

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Show threadTom DelargyDec 19, 2022
@neilhimself I didn't notice. While I've no intention of deactivating my other account I rarely even visit it anymore and scared of tweeting anything due to his sensitivity and humor bypass. I hope as time goes by you prioritize this site more than the other one to accelerate the #TwitterMigration from all your three million followers. The more you build this account the quicker they will come.
Show threadTonyduncDec 20, 2022
@neilhimself @TomDelargy you might be pleased that I liked boosted and shared on my FB page, but it was not until someone commented on it that I realized it was YOU. Empirical evidence of the genuine brilliance of the content as opposed to trite fandom ass kissing !