I was writing at the kitchen counter this morning. My five year old walked in, sat down at the table and then - with her back to me - said, "And why don't I smell bacon with my cute little nose?" What the -
I told her I don't exist to make her bacon. But then I couldn't stop laughing. And I wanted bacon too. So I made some. Because I am a sucker.
@MegConley I can't say I'd be able to resist that