For once, we can all cry "I am John Mastodon", and it will actually be (sorts) true.
For once, we can all cry "I am John Mastodon", and it will actually be (sorts) true.
If we believe hard enough and build the platform for his arrival, #JohnMastodon will come.
Do you think so? I haven't fully processed the thought just yet, but maybe the World could use a SoMe saviour right about now.