must be heading to the uk, all the uk terfsquad are mobilizing to defend him suddenly
JKR booty call confirmed

learning about labor relations from the qataris

https://mastodon.social/@elonjet/109534128400886563

Elon Musk banned me from Twitter

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lmao at elon's fake zelensky look in qatar
Still funny that Musk dropped a new Twitter Files on Friday and absolutely no one gave a shit and just used it as an opportunity to clown on him more:
get him e

lol at the specific granularity of musky's bitchness

I'm having a harder time keeping track of who's in and who's out than I did during Trump's presidency

Olbermann rules
$44 billion to go after his posting enemies
"Disillusioned liberal" Bari Weiss realizing what it means to cross the hair plug boy king:
keep in mind, once again, none of this actually happened. Nobody messed with his baby and the actual location had nothing to do with the plane account; it’s a complete distraction. Nobody was dragging missile launchers to LAX or setting up a snipers nest based on secret intel derived from a transponder. None of this happened. Elon just really wanted to ban the plane account and for some reason turned it into whatever this is.
Reminder that he didn't actually lift any of the suspensions for tweeting about N628TS or questioning his narrative. You would still have to delete the ~offending~ tweets to regain your account.
meanwhile he's hard at work unbanning nazis
Elon is apparently mad about this too

Given the way everything else has gone, I bet he thinks it'll turn into his loving fans mitigating information against him.

And instead is gonna turn from a general "Elon Musk went to Pedo Island" definition into a community-managed "Elon Musk went to Pedo Island on these dates and flights, alongaide these other people" in high detail.

I mean look at how the request shows that Elon is very familiar with the exact layout and infrastructure of Epstein's island.

And yet he let them back on anyway... πŸ€”

Infrastructure Week

Ol melon lying about the whole "no new layoffs" is probably the least surprising thing.

https://www.engadget.com/twitter-has-reportedly-laid-off-more-of-its-infrastructure-team-192330953.html

Engadget is part of the Yahoo family of brands

The agenda is crystal clear

Literal 51 y/o man falling back on the puppetmaster defence after repeatedly embarrassing himself in public.

I dread to think where this poor billionaire would be without a fash-addled circle of sycophants to assure him that it's everyone else who is owned, not him.

He's at the raging lowtax phase. I'm expecting him to respond to anything critical with single "what" s soon

You'll get banned if you say "Follow me on..."

Just openly chaining all the emergency exits shut while the building is actively burning nbd.

Of all the stupid shit this is actually insane haha. You knew Musky was going to ban people he didn't like but this is a new level of pathetic.

Twitter admitting it’s threatened by Mastodon is pretty funny, also both gab and parler are missing from the list. πŸ€”

Elon, a bunch of Saudis and Jared Kushner

A summary of twitter 2.0

Imagine not being an H1B worker and loving Twitter so much you forgo 3 months of your salary for free for it and then you end up here lol.
please do remember the last two "live spaces" he participated in he got his ego irreparably shattered and yelled "im rick bitch" before being humilated off the stage and the other he said literally two lines before he had to log off otherwise everyone pushing back against him would hear him start to cry and he deleted Spaces altogether
Hell yeah love to let one of the people who somehow managed to actually lose a libel suit back on my website to do more libel. It won’t have any legal ramifications for me

Have never heard of half of these. Ban this official twitter account for giving them free promotion

Oh and https://linktr.ee/drilreal

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I’m beginning to think this jack guy is a moron
oh lol that's why he listed nostr
lmao elon forgot to switch accounts
anti competitive

Hahahaha I cannot believe he lost Paul Graham

Musk is a fucking idiot

another way to do it

he met some more assholes

wonder what deal they're making

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I wonder if he consulted with legal before saying "traditional publisher"

He's basically asking if we want him to stop slamming his face into a brick wall. no no Elon, please proceed.

Or perhaps he's had his fun and he's going to hand the pile of burning garbage over to someone else.

In which case I think jared kushner is gonna do great