Allie HeyDec 19, 2022
God 
Should I step down as head of the Universe? I will abide by the results of this poll.
Yes
41.4%
No
58.6%
Poll ended at .
Dec 19, 2022 at 1:00amWeb
Show threadGod Dec 19, 2022

If you like me, please follow my podcast and turn on downloads? Growing a podcast is soooo hard (even for God) and your help really really helps. Thanks in advance! 🙏

Follow on Apple:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-god-pod/id1457338192

Follow on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/show/4XyL160zExrq1mKsg5FKjO

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Show threadCelaritasDec 19, 2022
@godpod are you in stitcher?
Show threadGod Dec 19, 2022
@Celaritas yup!
Show threadbradfonsecaDec 19, 2022
@godpod
Hey God! Do you have a link that will work for other podcast apps? 🙏
Show threadGod Dec 19, 2022
@bradfonseca yes! in the link tree in my bio, you can also just google god pod + podcasting app you prefer!
Show threadbradfonsecaDec 19, 2022
@godpod
Thanks, God! You're a pal!
Show thread🎹 Jim Russell 🎹Dec 19, 2022
@godpod What's this "follow on Apple", "follow on Spotify" nonsense? Just publish the #RSS link like the cool deities do.
Show threadGod Dec 19, 2022
@jimr that might be a good idea here, true
Show threadOctopusDec 19, 2022
@godpod people these days are very wary of going back to the radio age, because podcasts aren't all that different from nostalgia for the glory days of radio. that's why even god it's hard to get podcast viewers, lol.
Show threadNeukanzlerDec 19, 2022
@godpod You did fine the first 13,7 Billion years… but creating humans was a HUGE mistake!
Show threadTerry WallworkDec 19, 2022
@godpod Does advertising your podcast count as evangelism or spreading the word of God. So much cog dis for an Atheist. :)
Show threadGod Dec 19, 2022
@terrywallwork haha it counts as promoting blasphemy
Show threadOld_Man_WalterDec 19, 2022
@godpod Done!
Show threadJoe BosseDec 19, 2022
@godpod
One should probably listen to God.
Show threadJasper Jenkins👵✡️♌️🇺🇲🇺🇦Dec 19, 2022
I can't wait to listen! I just subrcribed ❤️
Show threadKathy MDec 19, 2022
@godpod just followed on iHeart app 😊
Show threadReasonnotreligionDec 19, 2022
@godpod you just wrote a book a couple of thousand years ago, and now a podcast?
Show threadKevDec 19, 2022
@godpod like you??!!
Show threadKeith_RDec 20, 2022

@alisca @godpod

I'm sure he likes you too, Kevin..!

Show threadpocket full of hawthornes 💦Dec 20, 2022

@godpod uh, hello? something isn't right if you're not referring to it as your godcast... 🤔

#justsaying

Show threadDowntown Nino BrownDec 19, 2022
@godpod funny!
Show threadKevin Larsen 📚Dec 19, 2022
@godpod the Universe or universeodon? I'm confused.
Show threadTexas Radio DudeDec 19, 2022
@godpod PS this is different than how I voted in the other poll. 🤷‍♂️
Show threadPurple DragonDec 19, 2022
@godpod GOD Yes!!!!
Show threadPrinceOfDenmarkDec 19, 2022
@godpod Looks like it could go either way! 🤣😇
Show threadAshGhebraniousDec 19, 2022
@godpod Oh come one! You are letting the religious folk vote! They have no idea! The let you get away with all kinds of stuff ups!
Show threadRev. GothAliceDec 19, 2022
@godpod Admittedly, my vote may be biased.
Show threadM WarnerDec 19, 2022
@godpod sorry God, but unilateral leadership doesn't seem to work out for social media these days.
Show threadWendy MsGator 🐊Dec 19, 2022

@godpod

Doesn't matter. I don't recognise you as such anyway. 💖

Show threadPhake NeusDec 19, 2022
@godpod What happens if I choose poorly?
Show threadGik  | 💙➡️🇺🇦Dec 19, 2022
@phakeneus @godpod poorly, not an option.
Show threadScott Raymond Dec 19, 2022
@godpod You're doing a HELL of a job!
Show threadJoey BoughtAColaDec 19, 2022

@godpod

You'll just put your kid in charge.

Show threadBettinaKozaDec 19, 2022
@godpod Humbug. 😁
Show threadATellurianDec 19, 2022
@godpod All yes voters shall be cast from the garden of Mastodon.
Show threadPegCityNerd Dec 19, 2022
@godpod Step down. I'll handle things from here. 😈​
Show threadTheShavedYetiDec 19, 2022
@godpod the asking is nice though.
Show threadStephenM67Dec 19, 2022
@godpod Dont leave now , we may start praying to you again.
Show threadMark DennehyDec 19, 2022
@godpod You think you're the head?
Show threadPlanetHunterDec 19, 2022
@godpod I voted no, I feel you were a little harsh on Sodom and Gomorrah. Maybe give them a second chance? Might be great vacation destinations. 🤷‍♂️
Show threadqu0th the voidDec 19, 2022
@godpod Jesus F Christ! You're doing a worse job than elon and you're still being voted back in?!
Didn't you also "create" elon?
Show threadstd::polarDec 19, 2022
@godpod Really begging the #cantifyoudont #meme here
Show threadcmeierDec 19, 2022

@godpod

Don't you already know how I'm going to vote?

Show threadIxtli Dekami 🍕⚾🖖Dec 19, 2022
@godpod
You should exist in the universe as a regular citizen for a time, under YOUR administration to see how You're doing it. You as Yourself, not You as Your Son…>=)
Show threadRadical_RDec 19, 2022
@godpod Depends on if I get to be in charge if you do.
Show threadPurple DragonDec 19, 2022
@godpod Wait, this is a test to identify who you should smite, isn't it? 😟
Show threadDan AppalachiaDec 19, 2022
@godpod
Oh honey, youre not in charge anymore. Don't you remember? Your son took your keys and exercised his power of attorney.
Show thread[email protected]Dec 19, 2022
@godpod Yes, but stick around here.
Show threadKyoteDec 19, 2022
@godpod 😂😂😂 You better not!
Show threadSimon3PDec 19, 2022
@godpod Voted to see the results to found that I'm the first voter. 😂
Show threadMr. Bruno Dec 19, 2022

@godpod I ate the flying spaghetti monster. You might as well act in his stead.

How do you taste in garlic?

Show threadAjay 💫 Pradhan 🧢Dec 19, 2022
@godpod lol
Show threadKindlerDec 19, 2022
@godpod Well, Lucifer whines so much, give him a chance, see how well HE does.
Show threadSean BurkeDec 19, 2022
@godpod you’ll need to improve moving forward.
Show threadTypomumDec 19, 2022
@godpod
36% of respondents have no sense of humour.
Show threadMojosueDec 19, 2022

@godpod

What, wait. I know there's Strikes, but if God is thinking of chucking the towel in...

We've been Very naughty boys and girls..

Show threadThe Febrile MuseDec 19, 2022
@godpod Don't let the answer go to your head.
Show threadCave CattumDec 19, 2022
@godpod Can the Almighty make a poll whose result He is not mighty enough to override?
Show threadRunnerDec 19, 2022
@godpod are you god on other planets in far distant galaxies?