#JohnMastodon

When John Mastodon was a baby
sitting on his daddy's knee
Said, "Daddy I'll crush Elon Musk
he'll be a bad memory"

HIs Daddy said who's this Musk?
It's only 1869
first you learn to use a hammer
and maybe how to code a line

Johnny took that hammer
hammered in a steel spike
Then he said the hell with this
It's not the kinda work I like

He spent more'n a century
sellin' encyclopedias
Till the time to change the world
With this brand new social media