Wow -- it's really happening! They're making #JohnMastodon!

I'm so excited for this, I can't even begin to tell you.

#JohnMastodonTheMovie #film

@angusm Great cast!
@nicedragon @angusm whoever did this is a genius!
@maddler @nicedragon Art is by the Midjourney AI (yes, I'm sorry, I used an image generator), so it's the collective work of many uncredited geniuses. Touch-up and text were done with Photoshop.
@angusm @nicedragon yeah, but even just the concept is good fun anyway! Doesn't matter the tool(s) one used.
@angusm @maddler @nicedragon Ah okay, that explains why I see four feet but ALSO sleeves on that coat, implying another set of arms. Or maybe I'm just very confused about the anatomy of mastodons.
@mitzee @maddler @nicedragon Of course there are sleeves. You think it’s easy for a mastodon to just buy a trench coat off the rack? Finding one in his size was hard enough.
@angusm @mitzee @nicedragon what do you think brought T-Rex to exctinction?
They where not able to find a trench with sleeves so short!

@nicedragon @angusm Wonderful to see the improv team coming together again. Courageous of the producers to agree to an improvised one take movie. Bird Man and Russian Ark were masterpieces but this will really extend the form.

People say #JohnMastodon is an overnight success but he's been refining his craft since 1993. He deserves recognition for his entire body of work.

@angusm Noel Umsk has given it 0 stars as it's unrealistic.
@angusm I literally can't wait for the release date!
@angusm I knew he was a great director but had no idea he could act too
@jepyang He’s like one of those polymath Renaissance geniuses.
@angusm Show it to them johnny boy
@angusm
But that’s an elephant. Aren’t mastodons furry?
@thompintello He shaves. No one ever said you can't be unstoppably lethal AND well-groomed.
@angusm
That works for me Angus.
@angusm Pee Wee Herman AND Dame Judi Dench??!!! Oscars are gonna be a sweep!
@angusm 😂😂😂😂 I haven’t laughed so much on a social media platform in a very long time!

@angusm Why does he have 4 normal elephant feet but also seems to have human arms in that jacket, with hands in the pockets?? What Island of Dr. Zhivago horror show is this?

#JohnMastodontheMovie

#JohnMastodonhastoomanylimbs

@angusm I’ll mark it on my calendar…wait…
@angusm Novelisation by the Mammoth Publishing Company
@angusm what a cast, wow, JM though, he’s the star

@angusm

Who is the fuzzy elephant who's a sex machine to all the chicks?

#JohnMastodon

Ya damn right!

@angusm February 31st!!!! I can't wait!

@angusm That is so brilliant it’s beyond brilliant!

#JohnMastodon