I combined photos of Elon Musk, Jack Dorsey, and Mark Zuckerberg in FaceApp. The result: John Mastodon, CEO of Mastodon
@parkermolloy that just... looks like Jack.

@mmasnick @parkermolloy

Oh! That's what I said! But I now can't find my reply.
Anyway, big problem is that John Mastodon would not smile. He's a cross between that mythical giant lumberjack, and Spartacus. If he did have a smile, it wouldn't be like that.😐
John Mastodon is not a Smilodon.😏

@parkermolloy @strangetruther @mmasnick How about “not a white man”?

@marcibadwolf303 @parkermolloy @mmasnick

Interesting!

As we are estimating what we have in our minds, rather than what he ought to be,. I suppose that has a bearing‽

@parkermolloy @mmasnick @strangetruther I think so. Why not use Chris Hemsworth, Idris Elba, Chow Yun Fat, Antonio Banderas…??? Anyway it’s a thought experiment. Schrödinger’s #JohnMastodon.

@marcibadwolf303 @parkermolloy @mmasnick

Well, I'm happy for John Mastodon to be a dead ringer for Stringer Bell! Doesn't violate many of my expectations!😆

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