I wish there was a way to make cooking soup as exciting as that football game.
@hankgreen I was in charge of dinner during the Vikings game yesterday. Dinner was late…
@hankgreen bigger pot
@derek @hankgreen controversially, smaller pot. makes it more of a challenge

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Yell out GOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLL while you're seasoning it?

Make a business called AwesomeSoups.com that mails you a great tasting soup every month?

@hankgreen cooking a soup is far more exciting than any football game ever to exist
@hankgreen is this a soup/super bowl joke?
@hankgreen Kick the ingredients into the pot?

@hankgreen Do you have trouble paying attention while cooking soup?

I'm so confused and may have several follow up questions.

@hankgreen cheer every time a bubble boils
@hankgreen I bet the right announcer/commentator could make anything exciting
@hankgreen Cooking 🍲 is exciting in a different way, you can kind of win and lose as well though πŸ˜„ eating and cooking soup attracts definitely different senses than ⚽️ Hope you can agree that eating soup can also be a sensation πŸ˜‹ … sometimes. DFTBA
@hankgreen Leave it in the sealed can.
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I am currently making pea soup.
It is exciting but maybe not that much
@hankgreen drop to the ground, hold your knee and call for a foul
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Throw the ingredients into the pot from across the kitchen.!
@hankgreen Coin toss to decide if you keep the lid on when you blend it.
@hankgreen welcome, it is really nice to see you here
@hankgreen Maybe have someone try to hit the ingredients out of your hand as you put them in the pot.
@hankgreen turning a Vitamix up to 11 in my house is about as exciting as it gets
@hankgreen isn’t that the idea behind shows like the iron chef?
@hankgreen I was wondering whether this account was really you but this is pretty much a verification

@hankgreen I didn't watch the game, but from what I could gather on SoMe, it was quite the thriller.

So my suggestion would be to add lots and lots of fire and danger, so you don't know if you'll end up with soup or your house burning down.

@hankgreen you just need to have live commentary. "He's going for the coriander - bold move, lets see how it works out for him..."
@hankgreen it all depends on the audience. I'm thrilled for soup!
@hankgreen I feel ya. Dallasite here hoping my next meal tastes better than that game we just ate. 😭
@hankgreen it is my opinion that soup is always more interesting/entertaining than football (American anyway) But uh, watching like Alton Brown making soup while you make soup is fun 😊
@hankgreen I’m excited for this new era!
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@hankgreen football as in American or football as in the rest of the world?
@hankgreen Hire an announcer. Im not big into sports, and honesly think Id prefer an enthusiast breakdown of making soup.
@hankgreen I think I'd starve if cooking soup was as boring as watching sports
@hankgreen Increase the viscosity with some thickener, bring it to a boil, ditch the spatter screen, apron, clothes....good luck out there. Be safe!
@hankgreen you just gotta get your family to attempt to stop you from making the soup. You might also need a referee
@hankgreen this is a very real problem when it comes to ADHD
@hankgreen what kind of soup? It depends
@hankgreen I am glad you are here, Hank!
@hankgreen you're cooking the wrong soup.

@hankgreen a competition where the contestant judges have to choose between a 5 star restaurant chef's stew, or the container that has money equal to the cost of the stew.

Call it the Soup or Bowl

@hankgreen I dunno man, cooking homemade soup is pretty exciting in my book!
@hankgreen have you tried playing the ratatouille soundtrack
@hankgreen i was not sure if this is the correct account for Hank Green. Now I have no doubt.
@hankgreen the only way to do that is to hunt down all the ingredients one by one
I guess either get really into soup (I recommend utilising the same part of your brain that made potions as a kid) or get so good at soup it is an activity that no longer requires attention
@hankgreen Have you ever tried to snap the ingredients between between people?