Robert Nelson ✅Dec 18, 2022
Paul Fairie

Comedy is legal! The bird is free!

Some comedy is legal! The bird is $8/mo!

Three specific jokes are permitted! The bird is $20/mo! You must not mention this long list of websites.

One joke must be tweeted per day, as written by the owner. The bird costs 20% of your annual income. If you do not tweet five times per day, you are banned.

You get to tweet three times if you buy a $99 jpeg. The tweet must be the approved joke of the day. You will be banned every twelve hours.

Dec 18, 2022 at 6:13pmWeb
Show threadMichael GemarDec 18, 2022
@paulisci You must have this Neuralink implanted…
Show threadCangoertsDec 18, 2022
@paulisci You forgot assassination coordinates.
Show threadJeff NoxonDec 18, 2022
@paulisci Well done!
Show threadCautionWIP 🎃+🇨🇦+🏳️‍🌈= Dec 18, 2022

@paulisci Further updates to these policies may or may not be published. It is your job to intuit these changes based on whether you are banned at less than a 12hr basis.

Or 4hrs. Who knows? You certainly won’t.

Show threadpcbeardDec 18, 2022

@paulisci @donmelton

Double plus ungood that. At least the choco rations are on the rise!

Show threadDouglas HunterDec 18, 2022
@paulisci I also followed all Elon's tweets for the secret decoder ring message and all it turned out to be was DRINK MORE OVALTINE