Comedy is legal! The bird is free!

Some comedy is legal! The bird is $8/mo!

Three specific jokes are permitted! The bird is $20/mo! You must not mention this long list of websites.

One joke must be tweeted per day, as written by the owner. The bird costs 20% of your annual income. If you do not tweet five times per day, you are banned.

You get to tweet three times if you buy a $99 jpeg. The tweet must be the approved joke of the day. You will be banned every twelve hours.