If you're wondering what the #JohnMastodon thing is about...

...here you go. Captured by the Wayback Machine for you, as the author has since realised he'd misread the Join Mastodon account name. 😂

And thusly, the legend of John Mastodon is born.

@mikegalsworthy I think we need to protect the location and identity of #JohnMastodon a great candidate for the witness relocation program?! The legend lives! 😂😉
@mrwclarkson @mikegalsworthy he lives among us. Undetected.