checking out the federated tl to see folks who joined 12 minutes ago explain mastodon to folks who joined 6 minutes ago
relax, you don't need to understand mastodon. i don't and i'm fine

@sugar

It is true that understanding a thing can sometimes remove all pleasure from it; and therefore I do strive to misunderstand Mastodon at all costs γ€œβ (⁠κ’ͺ⁠꒳⁠κ’ͺ⁠)β γ€œ

@IridisSparks @sugar

Once a week, I find one random poster who joined at least a week after I did, and I send them a generic mean, context-free message in capslock to get myself blocked. As a treat. I usually alternate, "What are YOU looking at?!" with "What was THAT supposed to mean?!"