Mike Galsworthy 🦣If you're wondering what the #JohnMastodon thing is about...
...here you go. Captured by the Wayback Machine for you, as the author has since realised he'd misread the Join Mastodon account name. 😂
And thusly, the legend of John Mastodon is born.
Richard@mikegalsworthy Anyone who had trouble figuring out what this meant should also realize that it was just as hard for this article's author to find this. This "news" site had to have either relied on a totally obscure and unverified source or they just made this detailed nonsense up out of the blue. It's not simply an honest mistake, but extremely terrible journalism. Avoid this outlet for any info in the future.