@jonconnorton Greetings from the abode of one outrageously spoiled cat to that of another.
@Comus I think the Onion got him bang to rights.
It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in areas from transportation, to communication, to becoming a multi-planetary species. The kinds of projects I’m involved in…