Tabitha McIntosh
EileenKiffinElliott Downing has the solution
SirFin🇪🇺 
@KiffinEileen can all there subsequent losses go to feed the poor? 🤙👌💪
xs4me2@KiffinEileen The great equalizer!
Tim Palmer@KiffinEileen
Yes, I believe she does!
Yes, I believe she does!
Julie Webgirl
jigsaw bicycle@KiffinEileen what if John Mastodon bought Twitter?
Magick Man@KiffinEileen HA! Omg, laughed out loud …
Lucy B@KiffinEileen I followed him on Twitter! Always nice to see old friends. Doesn’t look like he’s over here, but sure do wish he was.
@lucybeahere
He’s a real hit here now
He’s a real hit here now
@KiffinEileen He really comes up with some good zingers! Thanks for sharing!
I am Jack's Lost 404it turns out the solution for "race to the bottom" was recursion, all along!
Dusty Beo@KiffinEileen pretty great idea!
BduzBoop
This Old Hiker@KiffinEileen Just like one of those storefronts where people open a string of different restaurants, only to have each one close in two or three years.
Maggieci democracy enjoyer@KiffinEileen Why is @elliott_downing still on twitter is the real question
Rob Crawford
Nick 'The Viking'I endorse this message.
Anathema Device@KiffinEileen works for me :)
For I am CJ 
Anyone know any politicians in India, who would be amicable to helping us get this codified into law?
Baskethammer@KiffinEileen An inverse #tontine
ǝʌɐp@KiffinEileen brilliant
TheFreeMan@KiffinEileen
Just wait a bit. Got a feeling there is going to be a fire sale pretty soon. There are already a bunch of singed feathers.
Just wait a bit. Got a feeling there is going to be a fire sale pretty soon. There are already a bunch of singed feathers.
Vivek
Lorry@KiffinEileen And then, the question "But where does all the money go?" can be on Economics exams everywhere.
MyMiloCat+MydogNoodles
🇺🇦🇺🇦 Walter White 🇺🇸🇨🇦@KiffinEileen This is brilliant :)
datAX@KiffinEileen hahaha then they'll realize to buy Mastodon! lol!
@KiffinEileen … mmm … +++ …
Tyler@KiffinEileen reverse money laundering
William Robison@KiffinEileen when it gets way down to me I will shutoff the final server and reformat and establish and new Mastodon instance called twitterdon. No Nazis or white supremacists allowed.
Thomas H Jones II@KiffinEileen
Was nice to see in my gTiles, this morning, that some big Tesla investors are starting to agitate for Elon's removal as Tesla's CEO.
Was nice to see in my gTiles, this morning, that some big Tesla investors are starting to agitate for Elon's removal as Tesla's CEO.
Leslie 🇺🇸🌻🌈 🌊
Kempton@KiffinEileen Ah, cute. But it only test how smart the "richest person" is.
BTW, I think the test EM failed is the "Absolute Power" test. He got what he wished for on the bird. And he failed. And the way he failed is not only burning the bird, us on the bird nest, plus his Tesla brand.
BTW, I think the test EM failed is the "Absolute Power" test. He got what he wished for on the bird. And he failed. And the way he failed is not only burning the bird, us on the bird nest, plus his Tesla brand.
Death Cabbage@KiffinEileen
How do you make a small fortune in the social media business? Start with a large one...
How do you make a small fortune in the social media business? Start with a large one...
sunshine 
@KiffinEileen this is genius
DinCA 🏳️🌈 🎾 🐶 🖖🥄@KiffinEileen now that's a premise for a Netflix show...#thebluebird
Sir David Nielsen@KiffinEileen I’d prefer it if they paid their damn taxes.
@KiffinEileen the real trickle down
PNW Deb
Karl Auerbach@KiffinEileen - Reminds me of a Robert Louis Stevenson short story: "The Bottle Imp"
@karlauerbach
I see what you mean!
I see what you mean!
Chris Lowe@KiffinEileen yes the smelly peron needs to go
Loukas (They/Them) 🏳️⚧️@KiffinEileen Digital potlatch
John Gordon@Loukas @KiffinEileen yes! Or the White Elephant strategy.
@jgordon @KiffinEileen return to tradition
LostInPompeii@KiffinEileen I second your motion.
@LostInPompeii Elliott Downing is genius
Charlie Stross@KiffinEileen TBH it's hard to see how Bernard Arnault of LVMH would be able to run Twitter worse than the Muskrat. If nothing else, he got rich by building a business empire that is ENTIRELY about luxury branding, so he presumably knows a bit about reputational damage and how to avoid it!
(Seems to be politically centre-right: reaction to folks tracking his private jet was to sell the jet.)
PS my spouse would quite happily accept a Sephora voucher, thanks.
IanMoore3000@KiffinEileen in the future everyone will own Twitter for 15 minutes
HcInfosec@KiffinEileen good thinking.
But more serious let's tax financial trade and takeovers
https://www.econrevolt.com #econrevolt
But more serious let's tax financial trade and takeovers
https://www.econrevolt.com #econrevolt
@HcInfosec
Elliott Downing is fun
Elliott Downing is fun
pgcd@KiffinEileen unfortunately the fool refuses to leave the titanic. And i offered him my door!
Jesú Estrada (they/them/elle)@KiffinEileen Ha ha ha! Noice one!
iamBullivant
StuartB@KiffinEileen
@PaulNickson
Give it 2 years, and Twitter will be changing hands for less than I pay for the VPS I run my instance on!
@PaulNickson
Give it 2 years, and Twitter will be changing hands for less than I pay for the VPS I run my instance on!
webhatElliott Downing's tweet @elliott_downing
I think the new richest person should be required to buy Twitter now and this cycle should continue until none of them are rich anymore
Stella francina@KiffinEileen hilarious
Mossy@KiffinEileen Musk is currently “Myspacing” Twitter
kimBrilliant and great you credited her so many would just pass it off as their own.
mhoye@KiffinEileen I like the idea of the ultra-rich all having to engage in this elaborate fintech chess game to avoid being saddled with The Twitter Albatross