@Popehat
CHOOSE YOUR CLIENT
@surcomplicated @Popehat is "dying slowly in a dark quiet place" an option here, or does it _have to be_ one of these four trainwrecks?
@klausfiend @Popehat Dying is not an option. If you die, you reappear in Hell, but end up *also* having to represent Rudy G, whoever else you pick.
@surcomplicated @Popehat oh god, it's Kobayashi-Maru, but with more paperwork